something something something cactus

clientsfromhell:

I created a simple web banner for a client and sent it off a .jpg via email for approval.

The client printed out the .jpg, took that paper and put it in a typewriter. Yes, an honest-to-goodness typewriter, and penned a short approval note and a query of “when would this be printed?”

The client then scanned the paper with the printed .jpg and typed note before they emailed me back a PDF as an attachment to an email that just stated, “Please see attached.”

3 hours agoclientsfromhell 971 notes

the-prankster:

glee4ever:

melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

6 hours agothe-dalek-girl-who-canmelodies-of-shibuya 15,209 notes

journey-with-you-512:

hipsterinatardis:

"das me"

the noises i made were not human

12 hours agonintendont-gamecubequeenpiss 133,648 notes
xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

12 hours agotheehokeypokeymarvelandspiderman 173,414 notes#marvel
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14 hours agowilwheatonmyloish 234,537 notes

qualities of a hero

14 hours agojoannaemccoyjust-whelmed 8,909 notes#marvel

Welcome to Aperture Laboratories.

14 hours agonintendont-gamecubenyiro 38,301 notes
batcii:


Anonymous said: u should totally draw some poc!hermione bein cute man. like readin in her books or tryin 2 tame her wild hair or having to put up with ron and harry.

hermione bein cute and multitasking while she gets dressed or s/t woo

batcii:

Anonymous said: u should totally draw some poc!hermione bein cute man. like readin in her books or tryin 2 tame her wild hair or having to put up with ron and harry.

hermione bein cute and multitasking while she gets dressed or s/t woo

1 day agothe-dalek-girl-who-canbatcii 49,599 notes#harry potter
catcoule:

mulderswaterbed:

The Cat Files

I want to see this daily

catcoule:

mulderswaterbed:

The Cat Files

I want to see this daily

1 day agomasterlalnaoneheadtoanother 1,636 notes
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